🍕🛒💰 **BREAKING: Amazon Grocery Unleashed! Brace Yourself for Price-Tag Mayhem!** 💰🛒🍕 Hold onto your carts, fam, 'cause Amazon just dropped their *new* grocery line, and it costs less than your morning coffee! 💸☕ You heard it here first, most items are under $5! 🙌 We're talkin’ milk, olive oil, seafood—basically everything you need to finally step up your culinary game or at least get you through another week of NOT getting takeout. 🤦‍♂️💀 Amazon merged their Fresh and Happy Belly vibes into one shopping extravaganza. It’s like if the *Avengers* were just groceries! 😂🥦 “I was feeling creative, so I decided to combine salad dressing and despair,” said a totally real Amazon developer who definitely didn’t just scroll through Reddit all day. 🤖💬 However, let’s be real, if you think this grocery launch is gonna save you from the overpriced avocado toast trend, you're in *denial*! No cap, this is just Bezos’ way of chipping away at your soul while you pick up the last roll of toilet paper. 🧻💔 So buckle up for an **Amazon Grocery** that’s about as reliable as your WiFi on a Zoom call. 🚀💥 Prediction: In 5 years, you'll be able to order groceries via Alexa and she’ll probably judge you for your snack choices. 🍕👀 *RIP individuality!*