🚨ATTENTION, GROCERY GANG! 🚨💸 Amazon just dropped a new line of budget groceries that are so cheap, you might need to check if Bezos is trying to buy your soul for under $5! 💀🛒💪 Introducing **Amazon Grocery** - the latest attempt to conquer your fridge and wallet at the same time. 🤖 They’re launching over **1,000 products**, aiming to make you say "Why pay double at the store when I can fill my cart without breaking the bank?" Forget about that "Amazon Prime" — now it’s all about the **"Amazon Prime Your Groceries"** deal! 🍅🍗 Imagine this: you're scrolling through Amazon Prime Video and suddenly realize you can also get chicken nuggets for $4.99 while watching cat videos 🐱🎥 — BASED move, amirite? But hey, let’s be real. Are we gonna see a banana with a Prime logo on it? If I find a drone dropping off my avocados, then it’s officially galaxy brain time! 🚀👽 Developers were overheard saying: "We needed to offer cheap options to distract from all those Amazon warehouse worker complaints." 😬🙃 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, grocery shopping will be a VR experience with a Bezos hologram personally delivering avocado toast for the low, low price of $3.99. No cap, fam! 🤡💥 Share this and let’s ride the grocery meme wave! 🥳🥑💰