🚨✨ BREAKING: Amazon just dropped a chatbot for advertisers, and it’s *literally* the AI equivalent of putting a flamingo in a boardroom meeting. 🎉🤖💼 You know that moment when your grandma sends you a text saying "halloweener"? That's how I feel about this new ad assistant. 🦩💀 Amazon’s new AI buddy is here to help brands, small businesses, and probably your cat, create ads that can apparently infiltrate their entire ad empire. It’s like putting a GPS on your budget...except it might actually lead you straight into a black hole of unnecessary spending. 💸🔮 Talk about *cough* *cough* **SEETHE** for anyone who thinks they can just throw coins at “advertising” and call it innovation. 🚀💩 One imaginary Amazon dev said, “If only I could code my way out of the endless abyss of ad fatigue!” 😂 And that’s why they have a chatbot instead — for the emotional support we didn’t know we needed while scrolling through the *camper van* ads that NEVER END. 🏕️🔥 But hold up: can you even trust a chatbot to know what humans want? 🤔👀 Based on how I feel about my last Domino's order being wrong, I'd say... no cap, this is just another *this is fine* meme waiting to happen. 🚫🍕 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’ll be negotiating our ad campaigns with sentient squirrels. Yes, I said it! SQUIRRELS! Prepare for stonks to *skyrocket*! 💰🐿️