๐จ Amazon just dropped a 1,300 city glow-up for same-day snacks! ๐๐ฆ Check if you can snag that instant pizza, fr fr! ๐ธ๐ #Blessed
BREAKING: ๐ฆ Amazon is about to make grocery shopping feel like an action movie with a side of instant noodles! ๐๐ฅ They just decided to slap the face of hunger with a whopping 1,300 MORE cities getting the coveted ๐ฅ same-day grocery delivery! ๐ *Imaginary Developer Quote* ๐ฌ: โWe thought โLetโs just give people what they wantโ... not realizing it means they can get milk and hot Cheetos in under two hours. ๐๐โ Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos watching from his space palace: *Drake pointing to earth* ๐ค๐ธ โIโll take one last ride around Saturn while people have their avocados delivered faster than they can say โWhy did I order 15 cans of beans?โโ If youโre in a city that *didnโt* make the cut, remember, thatโs just the universe telling you to deal with your *cringe* grocery store. ๐คก Imagine people seething over grocery runs while Bezos is chilling on his yacht watching the stock market ๐๐โall based, no cap. ๐กHot Take: Soon, weโll all just be ordering our groceries via telepathy. โHey Amazon, Iโm craving tacosโsend me the universe's finest.โ ๐๐ฎ Also, do we really need this much avocado toast? That's the real question! ๐๐ฅ #BasedOrCringe