BREAKING: 📦 Amazon is about to make grocery shopping feel like an action movie with a side of instant noodles! 🍜💥 They just decided to slap the face of hunger with a whopping 1,300 MORE cities getting the coveted 🥇 same-day grocery delivery! 🚀 *Imaginary Developer Quote* 💬: “We thought ‘Let’s just give people what they want’... not realizing it means they can get milk and hot Cheetos in under two hours. 😂💀” Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos watching from his space palace: *Drake pointing to earth* 🤑💸 “I’ll take one last ride around Saturn while people have their avocados delivered faster than they can say ‘Why did I order 15 cans of beans?’” If you’re in a city that *didn’t* make the cut, remember, that’s just the universe telling you to deal with your *cringe* grocery store. 🤡 Imagine people seething over grocery runs while Bezos is chilling on his yacht watching the stock market 🚀📈—all based, no cap. 💡Hot Take: Soon, we’ll all just be ordering our groceries via telepathy. “Hey Amazon, I’m craving tacos—send me the universe's finest.” 🌌🌮 Also, do we really need this much avocado toast? That's the real question! 😂🔥 #BasedOrCringe