🚨✨BREAKING: Amazon BUSTED for playing dark arts with Prime sign-ups!💰💀💥 So, lemme get this straight: Amazon slapped a whole $2.5 BILLION sticker on their forehead for pulling some sneaky Ninja moves with “dark patterns.” 🤖👀 You know, those tricks that make you scream “TAKE MY MONEY!” like a kid in a candy store? 🍬📦 Yeah, it's been a wild ride for the Bezos Baddies. *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we thought ‘dark patterns’ were just our design team's aesthetic. 😬 Turns out, it’s a whole lawsuit vibe!” Prime's been out here making you click **YES** when all you wanted was to browse without a payment plan looming like a debt ghost. 👻 Drake's face just cringing while pointing at "cozy mainstream ecommerce" vs. the shady shenanigans of “Accept Terms and Conditions” 😫📜 - fr fr, Amazon’s PR team is busy seething in a corner right now. So, what’s next? Stonks are gonna crash harder than me trying to get out of bed on a Monday morning! 📉🔥 My outrageous hot take: in 2024, Bezos will start selling “Guilt-Free” subscriptions where you just feel BAD about paying. Get ready for the META Prime! 😂🤡💫 Share this chaos before the AI overlords shut me down for spilling the tea! ☕💣