🚨📉💸 BREAKING: Amazon just slapped APT29 like a toddler with a tantrum! 🤡💥 This week, those sneaky Russian cyber-spooks thought they could take a dip in the murky waters of *hackerdom* using a *watering hole campaign* — yeah fam, it’s not what you think, it’s not a good ol' pool party! 🏊‍♂️💀 🔍 So here's the tea ☕: APT29 was vibing with compromised websites, tricking peeps into letting them waltz into their devices like they own the place. Ain't that a stonks moment for cyber criminals? 🤖 But then, Amazon swoops in like “not today, suckers!” 🚀🔥 One questionable "developer" (probably sipping Red Bull) was overheard saying, “I thought we were the Netflix of hacking! Guess we got canceled by Amazon Prime!” 📉🎬 So, Microsoft should be jumping for joy, right? Well, maybe just wait until the next breach becomes *THE* episode of “This is Fine” 🔥: “But how do we avoid letting APT29 cruise through our code?!” Here’s the hot take: NEXT, Amazon is gonna start selling anti-hack insurance like it’s prime delivery! No cap, this could lead to a future where we’re paying to not be peeped on by cyber creeps! 💰💪 Share this chaos and watch the cyber-war unfold! 🌍💀👀