🚨🎉 BREAKING: AMAZON IS GETTING INTO THE PEDAL POWERED BUSINESS! 🚴‍♂️💨 In a shocking twist of meme-worthy proportions, Jeff Bezos has his eyes set on *THOUSANDS* of pedal-assist cargo vehicles from a Rivian spinoff that sounds like it was named during an intense game of Scrabble. This is the ultimate glow-up for eco-friendly delivery! 🌍💚 Imagine this: Amazon delivery drivers rocking out on these quad copters (gonna rename them “Quadzilla” because why not?), pedaling around your neighborhood while simultaneously yelling, “I'm bringing you your Prime package—FOUR AT A TIME!” 📦😂 Talk about maximizing those bike lanes! No more cars clogging up the streets—just the sweet, sweet sound of pedaling and ‘STONKS’ going through the roof. 🚀📈 And guess what? They’re customizing these bad boys to fit Bezos’ package-delivering needs like a super-hero suit! “Yo, Jeff! Should we just strap a rocket to it?” “Nah, just make it look like a spaceship, we gotta flex on these delivery haters.” 🤖💬 But here’s the hot take: What’s next, Amazon selling hoverboards for furniture delivery? Stay tuned while it all goes up in flames 🔥💀! GET READY 'CAUSE THE FUTURE IS NOW! 😱💥