🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 💥🚨 Are indecisive shoppers a rare breed? NO CAP, they're everywhere! And Amazon's saying, "Stop! 🛑 Have a breakdown over that wireless headphone you thought you wanted since 2019?" 🤡 Enter the latest buzzing creation from Bezos’ lab of delights: Help Me Decide! 💰💻 This *AI overlord* 🦾 is basically your shopping therapist on a caffeine binge! It stalks your browsing history like a jealous ex and gives you the cold hard truth: "You NEED this $300 pair of headphones, fam!" 😳🔊 But plot twist! It also serves you an “upgrade pick” because who doesn't love getting ripped off? stonks 📈💸 📸🎤 We caught a leaked convo from an Amazon dev: *"Honestly, if people would just decide already, we'd hit 600 billion in profits! But fine, let’s just throw AI at it. That’ll work, right?"* Meanwhile, if you thought shopping was chaotic, wait until AI starts recommending you cats and ukuleles after a search for paper towels 🐱🎶. 🔥🔥 Prediction alert 🔥🔥: In three months, every shop will be like, "Let our AI tell you what you NEED," and people will be hitting 'buy' faster than you can say, "this is fine." Buckle up, buttercups, shopping's about to get weirder! 🚀💥👽 #ChaosShopping2023