🔥🚀 BREAKING: Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K goes full "Nemo in the ocean" and dives to a whopping $24.99! 🐠💰 You heard that right! Amazon just slapped a "half-off" sticker on the remote that lets you couch potato like a pro! 💪🥔💤 In totally real conversations overheard in a dev’s bunker: **Dev1:** "Yo, have you seen the Fire TV Stick price? This is the ultimate steal!" **Dev2:** "Bro, I could buy like 3 just to flex on my friends! Stonks! 📈" **Dev1:** "But, they won't even understand my pain when I have to watch Netflix buffering... again." 😩💀 This bad boy *not* only streams 4K, but it also brings the universal joy of “lauching your soul into oblivion” while you binge-watch Tiger King for the 37th time. 🐅💃 So, if you’re still using that dusty old Chromecast, it’s time to upgrade or just self-implode 🤡. I mean, $24.99 is practically the cost of avocado toast in 2035 times! 🥑💸 🔥💯 Hot Take: In 2028, we’ll be streaming directly into our retinas 🚀 and using our brainwaves to scroll through Netflix, BUT until then, grab that Fire Stick and prepare to never leave your couch again. This is fine… right? 🤷‍♂️🔥💤