🎤🕺BREAKING: Amazon just threw a techno-weenie party, and guess who forgot to bring the snacks?! 🥴🤡 It's *The Fire TV OS*—streaming Android apps on hardware so weak even my grandma's flip phone is roasting it! 🚀💥 So, listen up fam! They dropped the new Fire TV Stick Select for $40 (behavior = unacceptable💰🤑), and boom, they’re like "SURPRISE! We’ve got *Vega OS*!" (which sounds more like a spaceship than a streaming service, tbh 🌌🔥). But like, why??? 🤔 Leaked convo from inside Amazon: 🗣️ “Bro, how do we get consumers to embrace our trash hardware?” 🤖 “Introduce Vague OS and promise them the world!” 🗣️ “Sounds based, let’s do it!” Did they legit think cramming in Android apps on their toaster-level hardware would be some tech renaissance? Nah, fam. This is like watching a shark in a kiddie pool—totally unnecessary and wet-blanket vibes! 🦈🛁 Here’s my unhinged prediction: Amazon will soon announce a “Vega Puff” with built-in *instant regret* feature that will self-destruct the moment you hit play! 💣💀🚀 Share this if you too, are headed for the Black Hole of Streaming Woes! 🥴📺🤖 #FireTVFail #ThisIsFine