🚨🦄 BREAKING: Amazon is ditching Android for Linux in 2025! Yep, you heard that right! 🥳🎉 The Fire TV is getting a glow-up, and it's not just a fresh coat of paint! 🔥💻 In a shocking twist straight out of a Netflix drama, Amazon's finally saying "BYE FELICIA" to Android and bringing in its own homebrewed Linux OS. “This is fine” 🤡 as the AOSP-version of Fire OS has been aging like milk left out in the sun.🥴 Trust me, no one wants their tech running on software made in the dark ages of 2020, *seriously* 🤮. 💭 A leaked convo with an imaginary Amazon dev: **Dev 1**: "So what do we do about all the bugs?" **Dev 2**: "Just meme it and call it a feature!" 🤷‍♂️💀 Listen, no cap, if Amazon thinks they're pulling a power move by switching to Linux, they're living in a galaxy brain fantasy! 🚀💭 I can just see Jeff Bezos, in his rocketship, looking down, like "Stonks higher, my friends! 📈" 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Fire TV won’t just run on Linux; it’ll become self-aware and take over your living room, giving you unsolicited advice on your streaming choices! Get ready for your TV to judge your binge-watching habits! 😱👀🍿 Share this chaos, or the Fire TV might come for you next! 😂💔