🚨 BREAKING: Amazon goes full Chaos Mode with FanDuel! 🏀💸 You can now watch NBA games on Prime Video while tracking your bets in real-time! 🎥💰 That’s right folks, sports just got invaded by a shopping spree 🛒🤡. Like, who needs to enjoy the game when you can bet on *which player will airball their free throw*? 🤦‍♂️ As if watching your favorite team isn’t enough chaos, now you can bet on whether they’ll choke harder than your cousin at family game night! And wait for it… you can even buy merch during the game! How about those “limited edition” jerseys? 💀🔥 Yeah, nothing screams “I'm broke but here for the vibes” like rockin' a $150 jersey while losing your life savings betting on the next 3-pointer. Developer quote leak: “We decided to combine gambling and shopping because honestly, who doesn’t love risking their rent money while trying to buy those overpriced socks?” – So true, fam. 🤯💀 🔥 Prediction: In 5 years, Amazon will host a “Bet and Buy” Super Bowl where you not only place bets but also buy your snacks and bathroom breaks—and don’t forget to rate your toilet experience on Prime Reviews! 💩📊 STONKS! 🚀💰 #ThisIsFine #BettingBroke #MerchMadness