**🚨🚨 ALERT: ECScape Hack Incoming! All Your Credentials Are Belong to Us! 🤖🔓💀** So, you know how Amazon Prime delivers packages faster than your ex can ghost you? Well, grab your tinfoil hats, folks, 'cause researchers just dropped a bomb bigger than a PrimeDay sale: there’s a new bug in Amazon’s ECS, and it’s about to take your credentials on a joyride! 🤡💸 This exploit, dubbed "ECScape" (sounds like a Netflix horror flick 💀), lets hackers do the cha-cha across your tasks like your buddy at 2 AM after too many energy drinks! 🍕💃 According to the Sweet Security wizard Naor Haziz, these cyber gremlins can unlock the door to your cloud kingdom and stroll right in like they own the place. "It's like giving the keys to your kingdom to a raccoon!" 🦝🔑 💥 *Developer Quote Leak*: "I thought I was securing my cloud, but turns out it was just a party for the raccoons!" *This is fine* meme levels: 🔥🔥🔥 Amazon, you better fix this or we’re all gonna be living in a *RAT*-astrophic dystopia where our credentials are partying harder than us at Coachella! 🎉 🔥**Hot Take**: I predict by 2030 we’ll all be using biodegradable container services, and our credit cards will be replaced by finger-scan chips. 💳➡️🤏💀 Buckle up, fam. The ECScape saga is just beginning! Share it with your techie friends before they find out their workloads are now all out for grabs! 🚀💰