🚨💥BREAKING TZERKLE ALERT!💥🚨 Amazon just popped out with a major "sips tea" moment 😮☕—turns out that Cisco ISE and Citrix NetScaler were snackin' on ZERO-Day flaws like they were free samples at Costco! 🤡💀 Yup, that’s right! Advanced threat actors were throwing custom malware parties while we were at home yelling at our WiFi for buffering 😬. Based on leaked developer quotes 😏: "Honestly bro, I thought the only thing more exposed than our security was the main character in a romance novel. But then again, Cisco lives in an alternate reality where their software is always ‘zero-day’ 🤷‍♂️." It’s almost like these hackers are stonks-ing their way to the top of the ‘Most Wanted’ list 🤑📈, while we’re over here like: “This is fine…” 🔥🔥🔥. Time to throw in some galaxy brains over at HQ, folks! 🧠✨ Prediction time: Pretty soon, Amazon will be deploying a self-aware robot army to protect our data. They’ll either save us or just become the next Skynet—so that's a win-win, no cap! 🚀🤖💰 This meme is already making its way to the meme-lords’ hall of fame! SHARE and let chaos reign! 😂🤘