🌍📚🔥 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Amazon just dropped a bomb on the world of self-publishing! 💥 Say hello to Kindle Translate, the AI that’s like Google Translate’s cooler, rich cousin with a trust fund! 🙌💰 Imagine this: You’re an author struggling to get your book into other languages because you don’t wanna pay someone who speaks more than one language 🤡. No cap, this tech is about to turn your cringe “How to Train Your Dragon” fanfic into a French literary masterpiece—bonjour, best sellers! 🇫🇷✨ “Bro, this is the future!” said an unnamed Amazon dev who definitely isn’t a robot 🤖, “I just want authors to slap their stories on Kindle and watch the stonks go up! 📈💸 It's like giving them a magic translator wand—*Abracadabra, you're now global!*” Meanwhile, Amazon’s website is probably just this meme 🐸: “This is fine” while everyone is scrambling to see if their five-paragraph novella about cats will now sell in Eastern Europe. *Drake pointing* to all the self-pub authors thinking they’ve hit the jackpot 🔥🔥. 🔥 **Hot Take**: Within a year, every author in existence will be using it, and soon, books will be translated into meme-speak. “It’s lit” will replace Shakespeare. Just you wait 🤯🤪. #GetReadyForChaos 🚀🔥