🚨🔥 HOLD THE PHONE! Amazon just dropped a new gadget that screams, "I can’t live without Wi-Fi even if I’m off-grid!!" 🤪💀 Introducing the eero Signal—a fancy dongle that’s like that friend who shows up to a party with no drinks but talks a big game. 📶🚀 Imagine this: Your Wi-Fi is down—🙅‍♂️ panic mode activated—but wait! This bad boy automatically connects to a cellular network!! 😱💔 Only problem? You better have a solid Wi-Fi 6 connection holding down the fort; otherwise, it’s a *no go*, fam. 💀🤡 And guess what? It’s only available where there’s existing internet, sooo... basically like bringing a floaty to a pool that's already drained. 🤦‍♂️ Price check: $100 for 4G LTE, $200 for 5G... and what do you get? 🤔 A cellular lifeboat, aka a signal parachute! Don't forget your annual eero Plus sub—because what's life without a monthly bill? 💰 LEAKED QUOTE from an Amazon Developer (probably): “We thought, what if people want to pay extra to NOT have internet for a bit? Are they sadomasochistic? 🤔” 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: In 2028, Amazon will launch the eero Aqua, an inflatable floaty that connects to your local Starbucks Wi-Fi. You heard it here first! 🚀📅 SHARE THIS IF YOU'RE READY TO DROWN IN TECH CHAOS! 🤯💸