🚨👀 attention all tech enthusiasts and meme lords! Amazon is gearing up for a press event on September 30 at 10AM ET, and guess who's showing up? Panos Panay, the guy who probably gets *paid in Kindle eBooks* 📚💸. Like, did we even ask for new Echoes and Kindles? 🤔 Let’s break it down: 🔥 Amazon might be cooking up a NEW Kindle (🤯), a *revamped* Fire TV (because who doesn’t want to watch mediocre content on better pixels? 😤) and another Echo that probably won’t understand you any better than your ex. 🙃💔 The real tea? It’s been almost FIVE YEARS since Amazon decided it was time to upgrade their "standard" Echo. Is this a tech reveal or a nostalgia fest for devices gathering dust in our closets? 🧹💨 *Leaked Developer Quote* 💬: “The Echo will now respond to ‘GIVE ME MY COFFEE’ but will still ignore your ‘please’.” Meanwhile, we’re all out here like: 🧐 *Drake Pointing* at the “this is fine” meme because we KNOW they’ll drop some overpriced gadget while our wallets scream for mercy. Predictions? The new Kindle will read your mind and start suggesting self-help books before you've even realized you need therapy. 💰💀 Stonks! 💥🚀 Share this chaos before the Echo reads out loud your shopping list!