🚨 BREAKING: Amazon's Fire TV Stick Sh*tshow Just Got a Reboot! 🚨💥 No cap, this naming saga is like giving a new hoodie to a potato. 🥔🧥 Introducing the *Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K Plus* (yes, PLUS, because we love to overcomplicate life) to join the party alongside its siblings: the original Fire TV Stick 4K and the brand spankin' new $39.99 Fire TV Stick 4K Select – seriously, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US, AMAZON?! 🤡🤷‍♂️ Developer at Amazon HQ: "Honestly, we just threw darts at the names. The other sticks got jealous." 🎯💀 You should’ve called it the Fire TV Stick 4K 🤡 (again)! 4 sticks, all practically the same! It's like choosing which Kardashian to unfollow—no one can tell the difference! 😂🔥 The real kicker? They’re all sitting with a *not-so-competitive* $10 price difference. Amazon’s really raking in that *strawberry jam* in the marketing confusion department. 💰💩 My prediction? In 2024, they’ll drop the *Fire TV Stick 4K Ultimate Overkill*—and it’ll only come with a sticker that says, "This is fine." 🤷‍♀️🚀🔥 Fr fr, Amazon, just embrace your inner meme and let the chaos reign supreme! 👑💯 #TechMemeMadness