🚨 BREAKING: 🛒 Amazon Unleashes New AI Slave to Hype Up Seller Tasks! 🤖💸 Y’all, listen up! 😱 Forget Alexa asking if you want to order more toilet paper, Amazon just dropped a new AI agent that’s basically your intern on steroids. 💪🔥 I mean, we’re talking about a glorified *Seller Assistant* 😩—while you’re sipping your overpriced oat milk latte, it’s out here managing your store like it’s Black Friday every day! 🏪💰 Just yesterday, I overheard Jeff Bezos say while flexing his space muscles: "Why hire a college kid when you can just throw AI at the problem and call it innovation?" 💀💬 You know he’s not wrong though... *stonks* go brrrr! 📈💼 Now, instead of dealing with brain-draining tasks like listing products or replying to customers like it’s the 1800s, you can just sit back and watch your sales roll in. This is fine. 🐶🔥 Is it genius or just another way for Amazon to own our souls? 🤔💀 But let’s be real—will we soon have an Amazon AI doing our laundry? *sips tea* ☕️ Or should we expect a rise in “I’m sorry, my AI did that” excuses for bad customer service? 🤡 🔮 Prediction: By 2025, Amazon will merge with your fridge, and we’ll all be fighting our kitchen appliances for dominance. Welcome to the Matrix, folks! 💥👾