🚨🔥BREAKING: Amazon just dropped a new Smart Remote, and it’s got more controls than your dad's TV remote from the '90s!!! 💀🤖💥 #Stonks💰🚀 Listen up, fam! Gone are the days of fumbling through 10 different remotes, just to binge-watch your favorite cringe-worthy reality show. Amazon’s got your back with this BASIC (not basic) Smart Remote programmable by Alexa+. Yes, you heard me! It's so *smart*, it might just outsmart you. 🤡 Imagine this: you hit a button, and suddenly it's #PartyTime 🎉—cue "Alive" by Pearl Jam blasting through your room while you’re just trying to finish your 87th episode of “This Is Fine.” This remote does it all! Turning your living room into the "dynasty of the living dead" or whatever vibe you’re feeling. 🕺💃 🚨👀 Leaked developer quote: “We basically made a remote so simple, even your pet goldfish could use it... if it had thumbs.” 😂 But, here’s a hot take 🔥: Why stop there? Why not make an Alexa-enabled cactus that just vibes with your energy?? No cap, I’m gonna need Amazon to deliver that next Halloween. 🎃👽 Like, share, and prepare for a dystopian future where your gadgets throw parties without you! Because why not? 🤪💯