🚨🚀 Tech News Just Dropped: Amazon is Rebranding where "Leo" meets the "Stonks" meme! 💸✨ Buckle up, fam, because Amazon is taking Project Kuiper, aka “The *Space* Project that Couldn’t” and slapping a fancy new label on it: **AMAZON LEO**. Why? Because if you can’t beat 'em, rename ‘em! 😂🔥 So, instead of saying, “Hey, remember that satellite stack we were supposed to launch?” Amazon’s here like 🎤 "Let me introduce my new line of Netflix and Chill satellites." 🌌 Now they’re gonna sprinkle 3,000 satellites in the sky like confetti on New Year’s! 🎉 But don’t get too excited yet – they just launched 27 satellites in 2025. Yup, you heard that right, FR FR, 2025. What is this, *Back to the Future*? ⏳💀 Wanna hear from an *alleged* Amazon developer? “At this point, we just needed a new logo to distract from our stellar (pun intended) launch delays.” ✈️😅 🤖 Meanwhile, Starlink is out there like Drake pointing, saying, “We’ve got Wi-Fi in the middle of a desert!” 🌵💻 💥 Hot Take: By 2030, Amazon LEO will be the sole internet provider for both humans AND aliens. You’re welcome, Earth. 🌍👽 Share this with your fellow meme lords before the satellites take over! 🤡🔥✨