🚁🏴‍☠️ **BREAKING: Amazon’s Drones Get More Action Than Your Love Life!** 💔💨 So, two Amazon Prime Air drones decided to engage in some aerial slapstick comedy straight outta *Drone Wars* this morning in Tolleson, AZ! 🤡💥 They crashed into a crane like it was a game of real-life #DroneTag! I guess those Prime subscriptions can’t deliver the skills needed for basic flight. 💀💸 *Sgt. Erik Mendez* said, “I mean, who needs a pilot when you have *Amazon Prime*?” 🤔 The FAA’s got their hands full with these flying mishaps while we’re over here like, “Is it Black Friday already?” 🛒🔥 *Terrence Clark* from Amazon reassured us, “We’re on it!” while probably flying around in a cardboard box because, y’know, PRIME shipping. 📦👀 But don't worry, nobody got hurt...except maybe the egos of the drones. 🤖💔 Just think about it: they could’ve been delivering your latest obsession (that avocado slicer you did NOT need) instead of crashing into metal monsters! 🤯 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In about three years, all drones will unionize and demand higher wages, then pilot themselves straight to *Splitsville* – because who needs delivery when they can enjoy the *sweet taste of FREEDOM*? #DroneRights 🙌✊😎 Buckle up, fam. The robot uprising is coming for your packages! 🤖🚀💥💰