🌍💚 BREAKING: Amazon dodges a lawsuit like Neo in The Matrix! 🕶️💥 The Supreme Court is like, "Nah, fam, we ain't touching that hot potato!" 🍟🔥 So here's the tea ☕: A lawsuit tried to take a swing at Amazon’s “greenwashing” claims (that's fancy talk for "Hey, you said you’re eco-friendly but we're not so sure about that, buddy"). Turns out, they wanted to know if their gee-whiz algorithm is BFFs with Section 230 (cue Drake pointing👈 when he sees the potential for drama). Developer quote leak 🔥: "Honestly, we just wanted to be the planet's best friend while selling you 23 different types of LED light bulbs... #Priorities" 💰🤖 In other words, Amazon's algorithm's got more immunity than a superhero in a Marvel movie. Meanwhile, small businesses are still here vibin' to the sound of their own demise. 😢 But guess what? I predict that within a year, Amazon will start rolling out a "green beans" subscription service that delivers organic veggies—because why save the planet when you can do it with Prime? 🚀💀 Mark my words, it'll be a stonks move! 📈💸 #ThisIsFine #MemeChaos #TechRoast