🎉🌪️ BREAKING NEWS: Amazon just served us another dish of serverless spaghetti! 🍝💾 Say hello to **Amazon DocumentDB Serverless** – because who even needs servers when you can just cast your database troubles into the void? 🚀💥 📦💸 Amazon's here to make your life easier, but let’s keep it real, if I wanted something that goes “automatically” without me lifting a finger, I’d just buy a Roomba. 😂🤖 Rumor has it, at the launch party, a developer was overheard saying, “If it crashes, that’s just Amazon’s way of telling you to upgrade your sanity!” 🔥🤡 #Relatable This serverless wonder is here to handle *agentic AI workloads* – whatever that means! 🤔🌌 I can only imagine a bunch of AI bots having a dance-off while DocumentDB is over there like, “I’m just trying to keep it together, fam.” 💀💃 #ThisIsFine So if your database needs a chill pill, here’s your shot! Just pray it doesn’t get overwhelmed and decide to DDoS itself. 🤯🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥🔥 PREDICTION TIME: In 2025, every database will be serverless, and the only servers left in the world will be playing world records in “What Went Wrong?” while sipping overpriced lattes. ☕💔 #Stonks ! GO SHARE THIS CHAOS! 🤯💥🔥