🚨🤡 BREAKING: Amazon Games Confirms New World Is in the Graveyard of Forgotten Asgard! 💀🚀 Hold up, fam! 🚨 Amazon is doing the unthinkable and pulling the plug on their MMORPG, New World. Yeah, the one where you grind hard for that sweet, sweet loot only to realize it’s just a shiny new pet that nobody asked for. 🙄💰 “After four years of beefing up with content updates, we’ve decided to hit the snooze button, and boy, it ain’t waking up!” said a totally real developer who definitely didn’t just finish a cycle of layoffs. 💀👾 🍔 “We’re going to treat this like Netflix treats their 50th ‘cooking show’ – throw it to the wolves.” - Amazon Dev, probably. 😂 Their last big hurrah? The Nighthaven update - aka the Final Option to Get That Free Expansion while you still can! 🆓📦💸 Until they completely ghost you like your last Tinder match, you can still hop on. Don’t worry, servers will be up until 2026 – which means we can all enjoy the ghost town of Aeternum together! 🏝️👻 So in true Amazon style, it's like: “We’ll keep selling you the fish, but guess what? We bought the tank first.” 🐟🤌 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: V-Bucks will be the new DLC currency for all games soon. Buy your llama-squads now, folks! 🦙🔥 #Stonks!