🚨🛑 Hold onto your wallets, fam! Amazon just dropped the most *groundbreaking* security cam since someone decided to put a camera on a toaster 🔥💰. Meet the Blink 180-degree view camera—a security cam so cheap, the price is basically a Twitter blue tick after Elon’s latest meltdown 🐦💔. Like bro, have you ever seen a security camera that looks like it’s about to spill tea on your cat's late-night shenanigans? ☕️🐈‍⬛ This bad boy retails for just $100, but let’s be real—**everything** you can do with this cam can already be done by every other cam on the market since 2015. 🤡💀 Why? Because innovation is just a buzzword these days, fam. #Stonks mean nothing when you're just recycling tech ideas like Jonah Hill in a “This is Fine” meme! “Sure, it’s not revolutionary, but hey, it’s affordable! 🤷‍♂️” - some poor Amazon intern probably. No cap, if you can't afford it, just drop your phone in a bowl of rice and call it a day. 📱🍚 Prediction time: by 2025, Blink will have released a model with 360-degree view, and we’ll all be like, “Wow, thanks for finally catching up, Amazon! 😂” But will it even work? 🤔💭 Get ready, they might just start charging for their bad customer support too. BREAKING: Blink security cam now records your cringe! 😂📹