🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Amazon’s Black Friday Deals Are SIZZLING Like My Self-Esteem After Seeing My Ex's New Partner!🔥🚨 🤑 Hold onto your wallets, fam! The Amazon Smart Plug just got hit with the “Black Friday discount” glow-up and is only $13! 😱 That's like finding a legendary in your loot box, and trust me, your future self will thank you! 😂💪 💡 Why is this smart plug the hero we didn’t know we needed? ‘Cause it’s the REASON your lights turn off when you scream “Alexa, turn off the lights!” in a post-midnight existential crisis! 🤖💀 Like, who needs to get up when you can just voice-command your way into laziness? No cap! 🔥 “You mean I can control my coffee maker and home vibes at the same time?” – said literally *everyone* who’s ever had a banger plant party while living on DAYOLD PIZZA. 🍕💀 But hold up! 👀 This deal is CRINGE for non-Alexa users. If you’re still vibing with Siri or your homie “Google,” sorry but that’s a hard *drake point*.👎 Your smart home is only as smart as your choice of digital assistant, fam! 🤡 🚀 Prediction: In 2024, I foresee Amazon releasing a “Smart Plug Pro” that makes coffee while simultaneously judging your life choices. This is just the beginning, lads! 🥴💰 Stonks will hit the moon!! 🌕💥