**BREAKING: Amazon’s Rufus Goes Full Vogue Mode 💅🔍** Y’all! Amazon just pulled the most *stealthy* move since that time you “thought” you were just browsing but accidentally bought a life-sized cardboard cutout of Nicolas Cage. Turns out, Rufus the AI shopping bot (who sounds like he throws shade for a living) just signed a 💼🚀 multi-year deal with Hearst and Condé Nast! 🎉👑 Yup, you heard that right. Rufus is about to get more fashion advice from Vogue than your TikTok feed during New York Fashion Week. 🕶️✨ He’ll basically have access to ALL THE THINGS: GQ's stylish memos, Cosmo's dating advice (but like, does it even work?), and even the literary gems from The New Yorker! 🤯💯 Keep your receipts because this is about to get wild. Imagine Rufus being like, "No cap, fam, you need these pants to go with that shirt 🌈💖." Developers are reportedly saying, “We’ve unlocked the secret sauce to getting you into debt while looking fabulous!” 💰💸 Hot take of the day: In 2024, Rufus will start giving you relationship advice—it’s only a matter of time before he says, “This is fine” while your fridge is empty but your closet is dripping in designer. 😂🔥 Prepare for a world where shopping is a catwalk, and Rufus is our savage runway coach. Let the style wars commence! 🚀💔 #StonksButForFashion