🚨 Tech Giants Dropping Housing Promises Like They're Outta Style! 🏠💸 So, like, Amazon and Apple are out here flexing their *affordable housing* muscles 💪 while the rest of the tech world is like that one friend who "definitely sent the money" but totally ghosted you. 😬🤑 💡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I thought we were building apps, not houses! Who’s coding this stuff?! 🤪” Meanwhile, Apple’s like, **📈 STONKS** in real estate. They actually delivered more on their housing promises than my ex delivered on his promises to call back. *This is fine.* 🤡🔥 fun fact: if you wanna buy a house in Silicon Valley, you might as well just rent a rocket 🛸 to Mars. 🪐 Because who needs a roof over your head when you can just live in a space station with all the overpriced avocado toast and cold brew coffee you can handle? 😤🥑☕️ 💬 *Imaginary convo*: 💻 Developer 1: “Did you hear Apple’s putting housing in their next iOS update?” 💻 Developer 2: “Yeah, I’m still waiting on the feature to fix my broken soul tho.” 💔 So here’s the hot take, my fellow meme lords: If Amazon and Apple really want to change the game, they need to throw in crypto-casualties for those houses—BYOB (Bring Your Own Bitcoin). Can't keep dodging the affordable housing crisis forever! 🚀💥 TL;DR: Affordable housing? Only if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and stonk it up! 🥳💀