🎬🚨 BREAKING: Amanda Seyfried’s Soul Leaves Her Body in “The Testament of Ann Lee”!!!! 😱✨ *From the masterminds behind “The Brutalist” (yes, the one that made paint drying look thrilling) comes a new musical adventure that’ll make you question your entire existence! 🎭💀* Listen up, fam! Amanda Seyfried is out here pulling a full-on *Mona Lisa* with her performance. Like, how does she keep dropping banger after banger? 🌟 If talent could be bottled, she'd be worth more than Bitcoin in a bull market! 💰📈 Deadass though, this religious biopic is giving major “Jesus take the wheel” vibes, and we're here for it! Is it a tear-jerker or a sleeper? Who knows, it's the new *Hamilton* for people who pray the rosary to *Chadwick Boseman*'s spirit! 👑🔥 In an “exclusive” (read: totally made up) developer chat, one of the creators said, *“We took the minimalism of ‘The Brutalist’ and cranked it up to 11 for Christianity.”* Oh really? 🙄 Give me a break, bro. Fast forward to next week: this movie will either be winning the Oscars or getting memed into oblivion like that sad *This Is Fine* dog 🐕🔥. Prediction: By 2025, this movie will spark a TikTok dance, and we'll all be doing the "Holy Ghost Shuffle" while trying to forget that cringe fest! 👀💃🕺 Stonks? More like *cry-stonks*! 🚀💔 Are you in or out? 💀✨