🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Alvys just bagged $40 million to rewrite the transportation playbook, but let’s be real, it’s basically just giving trucks a smarter Siri. 🚚🤖💪 So, these dudes are throwing around cash like it’s confetti at a ‘Rich Kids of TikTok’ party, led by RTP Global, which is the investor equivalent of a hype man. 👑💰 *"Yo, we believe in AI!"* - *Random RTP dude probably* 🤓🗣️. Meanwhile, their *“AI-powered transportation management system”* sounds like a fancy way to say, “we’ll make your freight less of a dumpster fire.” 🔥💩 Let’s be honest, anything is an upgrade from last-minute shipping decisions that give you palpitations. 😅💣 But hey, while everyone else is busy inventing the wheel (again), Alvys is out here causing serious FOMO among competitors in the freight tech space. Derek from marketing is probably like, *“Damn, can we automate our sense of urgency?”* 🤔💻 🔥✨ **Hot take:** With this kind of cash flow, Alvys will probably start offering self-driving freight trucks powered by the collective consciousness of every *dude bro* on LinkedIn. 🚀 Fat chance they pull this off without causing a scene worthy of a meme compilation. Stonks? More like *stonks on steroids*. 📈💥 Fr fr, buckle up, kids. The future of freight just became the next big influencer. 🤡💀