✨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨✨ AltStore just snagged a mind-blowing 💰$6 MILLION💰 in Series A funding! It's the perfect excuse to toss a party 🎉 and throw confetti made of expired app approval forms! 🥳💩 So, what’s the tea? ☕ AltStore, aka the rebellious middle child of app stores (you know, the one your parents don’t talk about), is taking its act international. They're strutting their way into THREE new countries. 🌍✈️ *Cue the dramatic music* 🎶 Peep this “leaked” convo between the AltStore devs: 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: “We’re about to be HUGE!” 🧑‍💻 Developer 2: “Like, ‘stonks’ level HUGE!” 📈💀 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: “Nah fam, we got that galaxy brain energy!” 💫 But for real, while Apple is busy flexing its App Store muscle 💪 and giving devs paper cuts with rejection emails, AltStore is out here like “COOL STORY BRO, WE’RE ABOUT TO MAKE IT RAIN APPS!” 🌧️💥 And here’s a chaotic prediction: By 2025, AltStore will not only own the app game in 10 countries but will mid-key take over the NFT universe 🖼️ and will start selling gourmet hot sauce with every download! 🔥💯 So, will AltStore become the ultimate meme lord of app stores? We'll just have to “cope” and see! 🤡🚀 #AltStore #MemeFiesta