🚨BREAKING NEWS: AltStore is here and it’s READY to launch harder than your mom’s meatloaf! 💥💰 $6M SERIES A? Yo, that ain’t just stonks, that’s STONKS 🔥. Thanks to Pace Capital for funding this digital rebel aiming to crash Apple's garden party. 🍏😤 Now we hear they’re planning to take over AU, BR, and JP in 2025. Full send, am I right? 🤖🚀 “We’re basically the Robin Hood of Apps” said one developer in a leaked Zoom call, while muttering about how “Apple sucks and we just wanna be free”. 💀🌈 Meanwhile, users are like, “this is fine” as they try to cope with App Store fees that cost more than my coffee addiction ☕💸. How many ways can you say cringe 🤡? But wait, here’s the REAL tea 🍵: what if AltStore starts accepting NFTs as “apps”? You just know that’s gonna happen when all your fave vendors turn into JPEGs. 🖼️ HODL, fam! In conclusion: 2025 will be the year I finally install AltStore just to find out it's a scam for buying digital beanie babies. Mark my words! 🤯👀🔥 #AltStore2025 #MemeEconomy