🚀💸 *BREAKING: ALPHABET HAS LIFT-OFF! 🔥* Hold on, fam, because Alphabet’s stock just pulled a *6.9% glow-up* like it just dropped an incredible new skincare line! 💁‍♂️💰 We’re talking *biggest gain since early September*, and no, this isn’t just typical Wall Street shenanigans; it’s Gemini 3's hype train 🚂💨! “Bro, we just sent Gemini 3 to the moon with a thousand glowing reviews!” - Some Random Engineer (probably). 🤖✨ The tech world is vibing like that one meme where Drake is pointing, but instead of hating, he's loving Gemini 3! 🥳 Stonks are flying high, and meanwhile, we're all sitting here like “This is fine.” 🔥💀 Remember last year's AI cringe? Well, buckle up because Gemini 3 is here for the glow-up! 💅 *But wait, there's more!* Hot take incoming! 🤯 Imagine if Alphabet’s next play is integrating Gemini into your microwave so it can cook food with algorithmic precision. 🥴🍕 Like, “Microwave, make me a burrito!” and it replies, “Seethe & cope—I'm giving this one a solid 2 minutes.” Share this chaos, cause the tech world is about to get wild! 🤡💥