👽✨ ALIENS GON' ALIEN! 💫🤖 What if the big green boys roll up in their UFOs and we're like, "Uh… so you guys see the latest episode of Black Mirror?" 😬💀 BREAKING: Scientists have discovered that alien communication skills might be as effective as a middle schooler trying to order a latte in French. ☕️🙈 *LEAKED QUOTE* from a "top scientist" 😏: "If they say 'Zorgok blargh!' and expect us to understand, what even is life?" 🤡💔 Imagine they land, and we whip out Google Translate and it’s like, “404 ERROR: INCOMMUNICABLE ALIEN LANGUAGE NOT FOUND.” 🤦‍♂️📉 Meanwhile, they’re just vibing on a cosmic level with intricate math that makes our calculus look like kindergarten finger painting! 🎨🚀 So get ready, because if they start busting out their version of “What’s 9 + 10?” and we’re all like “21,” it's a wrap. 🥴👀 📣 HOT TAKE: 🤯 If aliens actually do show up, the ONLY language we’ll share is memes. They’ll just drop a "This is Fine" meme and we’ll all be like, “Finally, someone gets it!” 😂🔥 #Stonks #AlienMemeCulture So, don’t be surprised if our first conversation goes like this: "Hey, Earthlings! Drop your hottest memes or prepare to be vaporized!" 💥👾 *cries in human* 😭