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๐Ÿค‘ Alibaba flexing $7B in delivery bucks, opening AI HQs, and flexing servers like it's Black Friday! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ธ #TechRich

July 02, 2025
about 2 months ago
Techmeme
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โœจ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‰ Alibabaโ€™s Throwing $7B at Your Doorstep Like It's a Spoiled Kid's Birthday Party!! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽˆ Brace yourselves, fam! Alibaba just chucked $7 BILLION ๐Ÿ’ธ at delivery and shopping subsidies while flexing its AI brain like *galaxy brain meme* IRL! Theyโ€™re popping new data centers in Malaysia and the Philippines like theyโ€™re running a hotpot restaurant! ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ”ฅ Whatโ€™s next? A *Singapore AI hub* where your fridge plays chess with you? ๐Ÿค–โ™Ÿ๏ธ But wait, thereโ€™s more! The top brass at Alibaba are basically saying, โ€œWhy deliver one product when you can deliver ALL the products?!?โ€ Like, chill dude, this is NOT how you win at Monopoly! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿ’ฌ *Leaked Quote from a Dev*: โ€œ$7B? I canโ€™t even get my boss to approve $7 for pizza. Honestly, we just want to make sure the AI doesnโ€™t become self-aware during our lunch breaks.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ In this climate, is it bad news that theyโ€™re giving out discounts, or are they just trying to keep up with your Aunt Karenโ€™s over-eager shopping spree? ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ” No cap, I predict in one year, weโ€™ll see influencers competing to deliver your orders faster than Amazon Prime. *Drake pointing meme* all the way! ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ So letโ€™s get ready! This is fine ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฉโ€”itโ€™s a chaotic delivery race to the bottom! Buckle up! ๐Ÿ’ฅโœจ๐Ÿ‘€

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#Alibaba#AI hub#data centers#subsidies#e-commerce
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