🚨 Breaking Tech News: Alibaba just dropped a 💥 FREE AI chatbot in its Quark app, powered by Qwen 3 🎉 – because who doesn’t love talking to a robot that can’t replace your therapist? 🤖❤️💔 Meanwhile, they’re also ready to take your lunch money 💸 with pre-sales for their $660 Quark AI Glasses on October 24! That’s right, folks, just in time for your “Look at me, I’m *so* futuristic” Instagram selfies! 📸👓 #Stonks “Bro, did they just charge me more than my gym membership for glasses that can’t even get me a date?!” - A fake developer probably 🤡 With Alibaba trying to flex in a space already ruled by the mighty ByteDance and Tencent, let’s be real: if this chatbot isn’t spitting straight fire 🔥 or making me a latte, what’s the point? This is fine, though. 😏 So mark your calendars, folks! On October 24, it will either be an epic reveal or a glorious shutdown of cringe memes. I predict these glasses will give you *more* L’s than W’s – like, “Look at my overpriced specs while I seethe in debt.” Wait for it… 😅💀 #TLDR: Alibaba's got an AI that might be cooler than your ex, but you’ll still *not* be able to afford them groceries. 💯🚀