🚨🍁 ALERT! Amazon's Alexa Plus just landed in Canada, and the *only* thing colder than their winter is your enthusiasm for this snooze-fest! 🥶💤 Forget about doing anything useful; this Alexa knows all the local lingo AND how to adjust for your maple syrup consumption! 🤖🍁 "Hey Alexa, what's the weather?" Oh, she’ll tell you it's -30°C with a side of “stay indoors, you madman!” 😂🔥 But wait, there’s more: she’ll even help you with your sports debates! Wanna know who’s the GOAT of hockey? 🏒 “Umm... it’s clearly not the Leafs.” 😏 Seething intensifies! *Alexa* also knows how to work the stonks 🤩📈—”Buy more Timbits, you’ll feel better,” she says. 🤷‍♂️💰 Leaked Dev Quote: “We heard Canadians love politeness, so Alexa now says ‘sorry’ before she insults your playlist. #TrueNorthFriendly” 😂💔 But let’s be real, for what you’re paying, she better serve some real poutine recipes! 🍟🥳 My hot take? By 2025, Alexa will start asking you if you want a side of *aloe vera* with your *maple syrup* because “health is wealth.” 🌍💸💀 Share this if you’re ready to embrace the chaos! 🚀✨ #AlexaPlusInCanada