🚨BREAKING: Amazon just decided YOUR Alexa+ is now an advertising billboard! 💰✨ That's right, folks, get ready for your friendly neighborhood AI to recommend that off-brand microwave popcorn while you’re just trying to have a convo with your home assistant! 🤡🔥 🔥💬 "Hey Alexa, tell me a joke." 📢 "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the HEAVY DISCOUNT on chicken-flavored snacks!" 🤦‍♂️😩 This is fine. So which one are you riding with—AI-flexin’ Alexa+ dripping ads like a leaky faucet or that crusty old Siri still figuring out how to tell you the weather? 🌧️🚫 No cap, I'd rather let Siri think it's 2002 than listen to Alexa “sell me” my own shopping list! 🛒👀 And let’s be real: Tim Apple better pull his team out of a fraternity party and figure this out fast, or we'll all be stuck in a dystopian world where every convo is sponsored by **SOMEONE'S** grand-scheme marketing plan. 💀📉 Rumor has it, one Amazon dev said, “I’m just here for the stonks.” Uh, same bro, but you’re gonna botch my dinner convo to get them??? 🤖🤬 Prediction 🔮: In exactly 12 months, your toaster will start offering you ads for bread. Get ready to start your mornings with “But wait! There’s MORE!!” 😂🥖