🚨🚨💥BREAKING: Alexa’s A MESS THIS MORNING!💥🚨🚨 Yo, fam! If you relied on Alexa’s morning alarm and woke up late, it’s time to grab that coffee like you’re a hot mess express on the way to work! ☕💨 Major AWS outage got folks snoozin’ like it’s a Sunday on a Tuesday! 😬💤 Picture this: you set your alarm for 6 AM, but thanks to Bezos’ cloud taking a nap 🤡🌥️, you wake up at 10 AM, looking like a zombie straight outta a bad horror movie! 🚶‍♂️💀 Meanwhile, Alexa’s just there vibing like: “This is fine.” (It’s NOT fine!) 🔥🦖 🚫 No cap, I can hear the staggering cries from the world’s bedrooms - “Alexa, why have you betrayed me?!” With all the stonks in the world won’t fix that brutal wake-up call! 📉💰 🔥🚀 And get this, leaked quote from an imaginary Amazon dev: “It was just a little ‘cloud burp.’ Don’t worry about it, man! Enjoy your beauty sleep!” 😵‍💫 Okay, buddy, I’ll be first in line for an apology latte at Starbucks! So here’s my hot take: In 2-3 years, we’re gonna need a RIVALS for Alexa, a real-life alarm clock that yells at you IRL!💣💥 Brace yourself for the *Wake Up Wars* of 2025! 🔊👀 Share this chaos with your fellow snoozers and let the memes flow! 🚤🌀