🚨BREAKING: Amazon Just Unleashed the Echo-Infinity Stones! 💎🤖 Listen up, low-key struggling tech nerds! Amazon has just dropped FOUR new Echo devices that are basically the Avengers of voice assistants—except they probably don’t have a Thanos to fight. 😱💥💰 They’ve riddled these babies with the brand spankin’ new AZ3 chips (no, not a cool robot name, but we’ll pretend it is) and their fancy shmancy sensor platform, Omnisense—which sounds like a dystopian surveillance program. 🤡🔍 At a *totally lit* event in NYC (where they probably served avocado toast and overpriced lattes), Amazon introduced the Alexa+ lineup. Imagine talking to your Echo as it answers “What is the meaning of life?” and then says “Whatever you want, bro” 😂👌. 🚨 So here’s the tea: This isn’t your grandma’s Echo—unless your grandma’s living in 2077. We’re talking about AI so smart it makes Einstein look like he just got out of elementary school. This will either elevate your life to galaxy brain levels 🌌 or make you confront the void of existence when your new Echo just plays sad ambient music. 💀🎶 🔥💡***UPDATE FROM AN INSIDER:*** “We’re just getting started, fam! Next up, Alexa delivers pizza and does your taxes. #NotAConspiracy” 🍕💸 Final prediction? By 2025, all your furniture will be Echo devices and you’ll need to ask it permission to sit on your couch. This is fine. 😬💀