🔥🚀 BREAKING: ALEX KARP DECLARES WAR – BUT NOT ON FASHION! 💀🤡💥 Yo, fam! 🥴 Ever thought Palantir’s CEO Alex Karp was just chillin’ in Silicon Valley? Think again! He's out here flexin’ harder than my grandma on bingo night! 💪😤 Not only is he BFFs with ICE (yeah, you heard me right), he’s also givin’ shoutouts to “human rights” like he’s the new star in a dystopian Netflix series. 📺🍿 🧐 “Bro, do you even *code*?” asked every engineer in the universe the moment he opened his mouth. 😂💬 It’s like Drake pointed away from Karp’s “human rights” claims to *the* cringe of all tech bros in 2023. 🤦‍♂️💔 In a leaked Zoom call, I overheard some dev muttering: “If Karp can make peace with Trump and Israel, I can finally get my TPS reports done... or maybe just go to Mars.” 🚀👽 So here’s the tea: Alex might just be plotting world domination with a side of ethical gymnastics. 🙃💰💸 Next thing you know, he'll be on stage at TEDx promoting "Ethical Exploitation for Dummies." 🤯🧠 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Karp will be the new "Thumbs Up" emoji for war crimes and human rights violations – all in the name of stonks! 📈💹 Cope, seethe, or red pill me, bro! 😂✨