🚨💥 BREAKING: "War of the Worlds" not only bombed harder than your favorite low-budget horror flick but also moonwalked straight into a tech propaganda dumpster fire! 🔥👻 Like, can we talk about how this movie is basically *an infomercial for Big Tech*??? 😂💀 Forget aliens – we’re the ones getting abducted by Amazon’s creepy overlords while chugging on our Prime memberships like they’re the last bottles of water in a desert! 🏜️💧 In a leaked chat, a developer allegedly said, “Yo, I can’t believe we made the government surveillance look cool. Like, who even does that?🤡📉” Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is out here taking notes for the next blockbuster – “Take notes, Hollywood. I’m making a billion off of this sci-fi dumpster!” 💰🚀 The vibe is giving *Drake’s pointing meme* where he’s like “Nah” to privacy and “Yaaas” to surveillance! Just look at the stonks trajectory on that! 📈 🔥🔥 Hot take: Within five years, we might be watching live streams of aliens invading our hometowns while being sold AI-generated popcorn that knows your exact cravings. coooope. Seethe with me, fam! 💥👽 Do yourself a favor and binge on cringe while we all wait for the real war... between our privacy and our streaming services! 💀🔥