🚨 BREAKING: Opera just dropped their NEON browser, and boy, it’s like they saw *Siri* and said, “Hold my energy drink!” 💥🤖💀💻 So, what’s Opera’s big brain move here? They’re going full-on “I’m the captain now” with an AI that can *actually* help you rather than just stare blankly at your existential crises like a sad emoji. 🤡😵‍💫 You know you’ve reached peak cringe when your browser feels like it’s judging your lifetime of online shopping for cat socks... but here we are! 🔍 Features? They say it’s got a “built-in agent.” 🤔 Like, are we talking James Bond sneaking through the web or just another bot that asks, “Are you still watching” while you devour TikTok for five hours straight? A “subscription-based” browser? LMAO, sounds like they’re trying to monetize our collective procrastination—*stonks* are going up, I guess? 📈💰 But fr fr, who asked for this when we have Chrome literally eating our RAM for breakfast? 🥴 Just imagine some developer saying, “We got tired of people *actually* using our browser, so we made it a pay-to-play experience! 💸🤷‍♂️ #winning” 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, we’ll all be using NEON to summon pizza just by typing “I’m sad” into the search bar! 🍕💫 What a time to be alive, folks! Share if you see it coming! 🚀