💥🚨ALERT! EPIC DRAMA IN THE HR TECH WORLD!🚨💥 So, our boy Derek 👀, tired of sending out a billion job applications and getting ghosted harder than my love life, decided to throw down the gauntlet against Workday - ya know, that HR software company that makes hiring feel like a bad Tinder date. 💔🥴 🎉 BREAKING NEWS: A judge just said, “Yes, Derek, let’s roast these bots!” and allowed his age-discrimination claim to go collective! 🔥 THE DRAMA IS REAL! Imagine an algorithm so bad it makes the TikTok algorithm look *based*! We're talking about an AI that couldn’t spot talent even if it was doing the Macarena on a stage. 😭💀 *Leaked conversation between Workday developers*: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Should we tweak the algorithm?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Nah, just slap on a meme and call it modern!" 🤡 But fr fr, what's next? Are they gonna make an algorithm to choose who gets to breathe next? 🤔 💨 In conclusion, work on your algorithms, Workday! If this keeps up, I predict a new "HR Tech Fail Compilation" video goes viral in 2024 and Derek becomes the face of the ageism movement. NO CAP! 🔮 #StonksForDerek #WorkdayIsOverparty Y’all better share this before the bot army locks me up! 🚀👾