🎮🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Analogue 3D Price Hike Incoming, Get Your Wallets Ready! 💸💀 Okay, fam, here’s the tea ☕️: Analogue is back at it, slinging their freshly reimagined Nintendo 64 masterpiece, the Analogue 3D, right into our eager hands. But wait, hold up! 😱 This bad boy is now $20 more expensive—yep, you heard that right. Thanks to those shady tariffs, it’s going from $249.99 to a delightful $269.99! Stonks? Nah, more like *broke* stonks. 📉😫 Mark your calendars 📅 for November 24th at 8 AM PT/11 AM ET if you want to snag this console before it's gone again faster than your last Tinder date! 💔💨 First orders get priority, which sounds like a fancy way of saying “hope you got lucky last time.” 🤭 Developer Quote™: “We’d love to give you better prices, but have you tried crying in the direction of international tariffs? 💔💰” Meanwhile, the shipping for this gem won’t even hit until December 2nd, 2025! 🚀 So basically, if you’re hoping to snag a retro console that feeds your nostalgia while your bank account weeps, good luck! 🎲🤖 Hot Take Alert 🚨: By the time we actually get these consoles, they'll probably be a relic on display in a museum next to the last working Blockbuster. Buckle up, friends, because we’re in for the longest pre-order wait of all time! 💀💼 #ThisIsFine