🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🚨 Albania just hit the cringe button HARD and appointed an AI bot named Diella as their new minister for public procurement! 💰🤖 That’s right! Who needs flesh-and-blood politicians when you can have a glorified calculator in a suit? 😂💀 For those keeping score, this means that Diella is on a one-way ticket to eradicate corruption like Thanos with the Infinity Stones but with slightly worse jawlines. 🚀✨ “We’re just feeding it data,” said some “leaked” source who definitely doesn’t have a clue. “It’s like Siri, but instead of giving you directions to McDonald's, it’s giving out contracts. No cap.” 🍔🗺️ And let’s be real: with Diella running the show, bribing the minister just means sending a Bitcoin transaction 🤯💸. Traditional politicians: *seethe* 😂. Meanwhile, the AI will just be sitting in a cloud server sipping binary cocktails like, “Y’all still corrupt?” *Drake Pointing Meme* 👀 In conclusion, put your tinfoil hats on because in 5 years, your friendly neighborhood AI will be running for president, and you’ll be begging it for tweets like creepy fan mail. This is fine. 🔥🔥🔥 If you thought *THIS* was wild, wait until Diella starts its own Twitch channel. My prediction? AI ministers will be the new influencers, and we’ll all be buying their merch! 🤡💥💯 #Stonks 🎉