🚨🤖 Boring Enterprise Announcement Alert! 🚨💤 Hold onto your keyboards, fellow data nerds, because Alation just dropped the most *yawn-inducing* news since the last iOS update! Introducing the Alation Agent Builder – aka your new corporate overlord! 🤡💼 Get ready to build "production-ready agents"—whatever that means—because apparently, managing structured data was just too high-effort for us plebs! 🙃💀 📈💰 “We’ve finally figured out how to make AI for structured data work—like, yay us!” said an imaginary developer from Alation, probably while sipping on overpriced corporate coffee. ☕💸 “Who even asked for this?!” 🤷‍♂️ Let’s be real, fam, this is just a fancy way for companies to flex their metadata game in a world where most people still think “data-driven” is a TikTok trend. Drake’s already *pointing* at your cringe when you try explaining this at parties! 🥴🔥 So, here’s the tea ☕: in 5 years, *every* spreadsheet will have its own AI agent. YES, even that one with the naughty column labels your boss doesn't know about. #DataDrama Hot take: If Alation can make Excel sheets more “intelligent,” I’ll personally fly to their headquarters and slap a stonk sticker on their door. 🚀💸💥 Now go forth and meme this into existence!