🚀✈️ ALASKA AIR AND STARLINK: WE’RE GOING ON A MEME-VENTURE! 🌌💻 Hold onto your overpriced pretzels, fam! Alaska Air just decided to slap Starlink onto their planes like it’s a limited-edition Supreme drop. 💸🔥 That’s right, get ready for *in-flight Wi-Fi that’s actually usable* and not just a glorified “this IS fine” meme. 🤡 CEO Ben Minicucci was like, “We’re bringing you ultra-fast speeds, peeps! Like 7x faster than that ancient geostationary Wi-Fi that’s basically the equivalent of a dial-up modem next to your grandma’s house!” 🦙💀 Meanwhile, his developers are in the back screaming, “How do we make Wi-Fi NOT suck?!” 😱💬 But wait, glide through the skies at Mach 3 while checking your TikTok and flexing those Atmos Rewards! 🎉💲 Alaska Air’s loyalty program just became the new Tinder of airline offers, swiping right for free Wi-Fi! Also, shoutout to T-Mobile, who’s making sure you can log on without the cringy ads you didn’t ask for. No cap, this is the glow-up we all deserve. 🌟 🔥 Hot Take: By 2030, people will literally be paying to be launched into space just for Starlink Wi-Fi. Stonks will skyrocket as Twitter becomes a *legal* in-flight entertainment option. ✈️🚀 Who needs sleep when you can meme at 30,000 feet? #AirborneChaos 💀💥