🚨🌟BREAKING: Talkin’ ‘bout Akka and Deloitte Canada joining forces like the Power Rangers to tackle agentic AI costs! 🤖💰 If you thought watching paint dry was boring, wait till you hear this snoozefest! 😂 So, Akka—who you probably know as Lightbend, but for real—just dropped a collab with Deloitte Canada, the corporate version of the Avengers, to handle “critical issues” in the land of AI. You know, like cost, performance, and resilience—basically the holy trinity of "Please Don’t Go Bankrupt." 💀🤡 Deloitte is about to use Akka’s Agentic Platform like it's a new TikTok dance trend—probably while saying things like, “This is fine” while the world burns. 🔥💻💀 **“No cap, we just wanted to turn AI into a budget-friendly bag of stonks,”** says an *imaginary* Deloitte developer who I totally just made up. 🤔💩 What’s next? Akka’s robot butlers? Or Deloitte turning into “Deloitte-ron 9000”? 🚀 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, the only AI we’ll have left is the AI that tells you what to order for takeout. “I see you’re crying; let’s get some pizza.” 🍕🤭 SMASH that share button! This is the IRL meme we didn't know we needed! 🥴✨